TGIF! It's been a rough week, so I'm in need of some additional material. I'm hopeful that this will spark some of you to help add to my collection.
A sandwich came into a bar one night. The bartender stepped up and saw plainly that the new customer was a sandwich and shouted, "Hey get outta here we don't serve food in here!"
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of beer. "Sorry, I can't serve you," states the bartender. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under 21, " replies the bartender.
Enjoy!
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A termite walks into a bar and asks another termite " Is the bar tender here?"
You know why sharks don't eat clowns?
They taste funny!
A skeleton walks into the bar, asking for a beer and a mop.
So, a Shriner walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, why the long fez?"
OR:
An elderly Greek man walks into a Tailor Shop run by another Greek man and shows him a pair of pants and asks: "Eumenides?". The tailor answers : "Why, Euripides?".
I guess the answer to both is "Yes".
Enjoy the jokes. Here's one for you.
So, a horse walks into the bar. The bartender says. Hey, why the long face?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo it can be done.
Why did the missionary cross the road?
To convert the chicken.
Jill, I can't resist....
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground."
Two silk worms were in a race. What was the result?
A tie.
Why did the man dance in front of his tasty beverage?
It said "twist to open"
A Bhuddist monk walks into a pizzeria.
"What'll you have?" asks the clerk.
The monk says, "Make me one with everything."
(Gotta love existentialist humor!) Happy weekend, everyone!