Spring break is a distant memory and summer vacation is still far away. How do I get through this work week? I have the answer right here for you......
What's a French name for throwing a grenade into a kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart.
Fish never drop out of school, but sometimes they take debate.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
Prison walls are never built to scale.
Don't get offended by atheism, look at it as just another non-prophet organization.
OK, back to work.....
Comments
Love it CK!
Alright, I'm jumping on the bandwagon here...
Two men walk into a bar...which is pretty silly considering the second one should've seen it coming.
Think about it....you'll get it...give it time.
Blog Boy,
I know the blog is great! I was just wondering whether Jorge was disguised as someone else. Maybe I need better writers.
Muddled in MD,
Paul
Phil,
Unfortunately, I can't as it has a Hemi. They aren't offered in my Dakota. I'll have to use one of your 737's.
Rumor has it that the candycorn budget has been reduced to allow for the purchase of two used 700's from India. Who would have thought that 37 new aircraft wouldn't be enough for this year?!
Ding! boy.
Joe ;-)
Jill, (or Interactive Blog Girl)
I read your response to External Blog Boy, and I was curious, when are you going to start telling jokes?
Blog Boy
Joe, you're right, the combination is probably more like......1
And, just out of curiousity, can you catch up to your Durango in Durango?
Jim,
Loved the animal cracker joke!
Kim,
Even though 'joke telling' isn't part of my job description, I throw it in for free. You know, as an 'added value'. I figure it won't be long now and I'll be actually getting paid for this job.
Ding Boy,
Does the FAA know the family Durango is filing flight plans??? (That would be the ultimate Griswold family vacation!)
Blog Boy
Aw, come on Jorge and Paul,
the jokes might be "awful" (and proudly so) but not the blog.
Blog Boy
Jim, the "DUNKS" portion of your question is the name of the procedure from the departing airport. The PMM, OBK, IOW, STJ, FTI, and ZUN are either airports or locations of navigational beacons. STJ (is St Joesph, MO) IOW (is Iowa City, IA) , ZUN (is Zuni, NM) OBK, PMM, and FTI are codes for naviagational beacons. The "EAGUL1" portion is the name of the procedure for the arriving airport. The whole thing is the flight plan. Captain Starks in a blog called "what's your vector, Victor?" answers what the J70, J94, and J18 mean. But in summary, its the flight plan for this evening's flight 890 from Detroit to Phoenix. Which this evening tookoff from Detroit at 4:40 PM CDT and has an current ETA of 8:47 PM CDT in Phoenix.