Pickup lines? Yes, Flight Attendants do sometimes hear some good ones. I think I'm correct in saying more are heard on Friday nights than Monday mornings! Also, females hear more than males, although males are not exempt from hearing them.
I surveyed some friends and found a few to share during this Valentine's week:
"Have you ever been arrested? It's illegal to look that good!"
"You have to know CPR because you take my breath away."
"I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you!"
"Do I know you? That's a shame. I'd sure like to."
"You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet!"
"I'd like to be in your circle of friends."
"If I borrowed your glasses, could I see you tomorrow night?"
"Does God know you escaped from Heaven?"
"I'm like an American Express card, you shouldn't go home without me!"
"Congratulations, you've just been voted the most beautiful Flight Attendant. I'm your prize!"
"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
"You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line!"
I don't know if any of these really worked, but share some lines you have either heard or used. Tell us whether or not you "fell under the spell" of some of these Romeos.



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"You got something in your eye. (Female scratches eye.. what is it) oh it was just beauty!!!!!
luv
Francisco
and Yes I am still single this valentines... I suppose my mom needs some roses.....
I'm guessing that line didn't work too well Francisco since you are still single?
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"Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?"
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Could you show me the Gate# that leads to your heart?
Do you dance as good as you look?
How bout this pick up line.
Help me win the trip to vegas and you can come along for the ride. :)
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I started officially dating my future husband around this time last year. There is a catch phrase in the Airlines Industry (Southwest, especially)
"Marry me, and fly free..."
One evening while out with a bunch of friends, I jokingly said I wanted to buy the shirt that says this. I wasn't dating my future husband at the time, but his pick up line went like this...
"I already fly free!!!"
And believe it or not, we are getting married in less than 3 weeks! So, I guess that pick up line worked on me.
Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!!
Is there any better than: "Marry me and fly for free!"
I think not. :o)
That is Funny
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